This is incredibly clever.
It’s that time of year again… time to clean out and move on. Folks know that I am a shopper (maybe slightly compulsive.) Folks also know that I absolutely hate eBay and Craigslist. So, below is a list of things I have for sale … I’d rather sell them to friends, and you’d rather buy from a friend… so lets get cracking.
Rules of the road:
- First come, first served.
- All payments via Square Cash app or Apple Pay (if you’re using iOS 11.2+). My cashtag for Square Cash is $alexbitterman
- All items are used but in very good (at best) or decent/working shape (at worst) but may show signs of wear from light use.
- Highest bidder wins. All bids due by December 1, 2017 at noon Eastern Time.
- All sales are final. No refunds. No exchanges. No bullshit. This is all solid stuff and any exceptions are noted, this isn’t Best Buy, but it’s definitely a solid deal. It’s also not GeekSquad, so getting things set up is your responsibility.
Here’s how it works:
- Browse the items below.
- Place a bid using this link, or (like eBay), you can just “buy it now.” Be sure to indicate whether your bidding or buying.
- If you win, you’ll receive an e-mail. You’ll have 5 hours to make a payment via Square Cash or Apple Pay. If you don’t snag your deal within 5 hours, the next highest bidder wins the item and you lose out.
This is a private sale, and I reserve the right to refuse sale at any time.
What it is: Pisector GSM Alarm System
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/PiSector-Cellular-Wireless-Security-Quad-band/dp/B007GP3JUA/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&keywords=PiSECTOR&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&qid=1510969529&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1>
Why I’m selling it: This was a really solid alarm system and I used it for two years with zero problems. I wanted a new one (following an attempted break in) that integrated with video support.
Details: Comes with everything shown in the Amazon link, though the remotes in this system (there are 3) are white, not black. Comes in its original box with a yard sign.
Opening Bid: $75.00
Buy it now Price: $150.00
What it is: 11″ MacBook Air
This is the product at Apple (for comparison and product details only): <https://support.apple.com/kb/SP631?locale=en_US>
Why I’m selling it: This was a solid computer for me for a long time. It’s perfect for browsing the internet, sending e-mail, and using Microsoft Office, etc. I tend to do some graphic design work and I wanted a newer one with a faster processor.
Details: Yes, it’s a 2011. No, it’s not horribly outdated. You can check the Apple site for tech specs and see that the MacBook hasn’t changed dramatically over the past 10 years. This is a powerful computer, enough for most people. If you’re a super-power user, head on over to the apple store and grab a new one. Comes in original box with power block.
Opening Bid: $150.00
Buy it now Price: $275.00
What it is: HP Office Jet H470 Mobile Printer
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/HP-OfficeJet-H470-Mobile-Printer/dp/B0010Z3KZG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511031946&sr=8-1&keywords=officejet+h470>
Why I’m selling it: I rarely use this printer, because I have a color laser printer that works just fine.
Details: HP made these amazing printers for like a millisecond. They are intended to be mobile, and can run off battery power (purchased separately), and can print in mobile environments (like job sites or the trunk of your car) drawing power from a 12v cigarette lighter or a 120v 3-prong plug. Incredibly versatile and durable, the print quality will blow you away. Comes with USB cable and 120v 3-prong power cable and power block.
Opening Bid: $50.00
Buy it now Price: $80.00
What it is: Hidden Radio Bluetooth Speaker (with built-in FM radio)
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/HiddenRadio2-Wireless-Bluetooth-Speaker-Packaging/dp/B0147E5DK6>
Why I’m selling it: I really like this speaker, but I replaced it with the Apple HomePod
Details: This speaker is very cool and the battery holds a charge forever. It’s a workhorse and has great sound from such a tiny speaker. Comes with USB charging cable.
Opening Bid: $75.00
Buy it now Price: $110.00
What it is: Apple Airport Express
This is the product on Apple (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.apple.com/airport-express/>
Why I’m selling it: Our Apple Extreme covers our house and this isn’t needed anymore.
Details: This is a device that creates a wi-fi hub in your house. It comes in the original box with power cord.
Opening Bid: $25.00
Buy it now Price: $60.00
What it is: Logitech Keyboard for iPad mini
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Ultrathin-Keyboard-Cover-iPad/dp/B00BJVJV9A>
Why I’m selling it: I sold my iPad mini and forgot to send this along with it!
Details: This turns your iPad into a tiny little computer. It works extremely well and the battery lasts forever.
Opening Bid: $15.00
Buy it now Price: $30.00
What it is: Apple USB Mouse
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/Apple-Wired-Mouse-MB112LL-B/dp/B002TLTH7K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1511032635&sr=8-3&keywords=apple+usb+mouse>
Why I’m selling it: I have a wireless mouse that I use instead.
Details: In very good working order, doesn’t skip or jump.
Opening Bid: $5.00
Buy it now Price: $20.00
What it is: Apple External USB CD/DVD Superdrive
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/Apple-USB-Superdrive-MD564LL-A/dp/B011K4XZQ0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1511032753&sr=8-3&keywords=apple+external+dvd+drive>
Why I’m selling it: I don’t use DVDs or CDs anymore.
Details: In very good working order, has only been used a handful of times.
Opening Bid: $25.00
Buy it now Price: $50.00
What it is: Apple Wireless Keyboard
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/Apple-Bluetooth-Wireless-MC184LL-Packaging/dp/B002TMRZOQ>
Why I’m selling it: I was using this for my Apple TV, but now the newer Apple TV doesn’t require a keyboard anymore!
Details: Barely used, battery holds a very good charge.
Opening Bid: $30.00
Buy it now Price: $65.00
What it is: Apple iPhone 4
This is the product on Amazon (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.amazon.com/Apple-iPhone-32-GB-Black/dp/B004ZLV5SG>
Why I’m selling it: These were my “backup” and “Europe” phones for a long while. They are in good working order.
Details: I have three of these, one is in its original box, the others are not. They are unlocked (not locked to a carrier) and ready to use. The boxed one comes with a USB power cable and plug. The others do not. Bid is for ONE phone, top three bidders will qualify. The phone, again, is solid enough for daily use for a kid or grandparent, but a power user isn’t going to be happy with and older phone. No scratches or dead pixels.
Opening Bid: $25.00
Buy it now Price: $50.00
What it is: Apple iPhone SE
This is the product at Apple (for comparison and product details only): <https://www.apple.com/iphone-se/>
Why I’m selling it: This phone was my mom’s. She dropped it and broke the screen, so the screen was repaired with OEM equipment and works like new. In the meanwhile, she bought a new phone.
Details: In original box with power cable, plug, and headphones.
Opening Bid: $75.00
Buy it now Price: $125.00
As much as I am a minimalist, I love to buy things. Recently, I read Mari Kondo’s books The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up and Spark Joy. While I can’t say that either book changed my life, they were thoughtful reminders that I have too much stuff. Even when I don’t have a lot of stuff, I still have too much. So I embarked on a tidying spree.
That yielded piles of stuff. The piles fell into 4 big categories:
- Stuff I really wanted to keep.
- Stuff that was brand (or nearly) new and that I regretted buying.
- Stuff that was used that I didn’t want, but still had some useful life.
I kept streamlining and cleaned out my attic, my closet, my basement, my car, the airstream, my kitchen, and next, I will tackle my office.
- The stuff I wanted to keep now has a comfy home.
- The trash is gone.
- The stuff I didn’t want, I donated to friends or organizations that can use it.
- The brand new stuff… is sitting around. Kondo doesn’t really tell you what to do with it, because it’s not serving me, but is way too good to toss.
So, enter Poshmark.
My friend mentioned it in passing to me one day recently, and I was intrigued. I hate selling things to people (because it involves, well, people.) But Poshmark is a great way to unload some decent stuff, easily, and recoup some of your bad decision-making losses. It’s easier than eBay (which I H A T E), and it’s a friendly site with a lot of energy. When you have a moment, check it out: <https://bnc.lt/focc/i2QTSMkC6H>. Use the code: ALEXBITTERMAN to get $5 off your first order! Just in time for the holidays!
Where one world ends and another begins.
I had the good fortune to visit Narva/Ivangorod this past summer, and I was struck at its similarity to Buffalo/Fort Erie in terms of being an international border divided by a narrow waterway connected by a bridge. One can even walk under the bridge along a pedestrian promenade on one side (Narva and Buffalo, in these instances) but not on the other side.
From The New York Times and definitely worth a read:
While attached to Russia by ethnicity and emotion, residents of Narva, Estonia, say they would never actually want to live there.
Walmart’s practice of letting people populate many of its parking lots has made the retail giant’s stores a reliable destination and a place where an informal culture emerges before and after dark.
When I was a young person, I assumed that growing older was a gentle gradation between being young and old and that the time in between would seem like an eternity.
A better analogy is that it’s more like a circuit breaker. You’re young and for some mysterious reason, the switch flips and you’re old. It seems, there is no in between.
When I was younger I also assumed that getting old would suck. I was wrong about that too. The older I become the more amazed I am about life and the more I recognize that it’s an amazing and wonderous gift. Other old people seem to share this perspective.
You’re young for a reasonably short time. During that period, you spend a lot of time figuring things out. The novelty of life is not lost on the young. When you become visibly older (read: grey and/or wrinkled and/or bald and/or hopelessly out of fashion) you join a global club of other old people and it doesn’t matter your age. You could be 44 or 104 — you belong simply because you’re not young.
And that’s awesome.
When I was younger, I spent countless hours trying to find other similar people and together we discussed all the amazing things we wanted to do. Aspiration was a currency and optimism was inexpensive.
In the club of the old, it’s incredibly easy to strike up a conversation* with anyone in the club and talk about all of the amazing things we have already accomplished and the many opportunities that still lie ahead. Aspirations change and gratitude and wonder become plentiful.
Growing older also brings with it a few peculiarities. The hot young person you met and started dating in your 20s and now that you’re in your 50s, your perception and appreciation shifts. They are still beautiful but in ways that you never expected.
It’s amazing to see how quickly your close friends get wrinkly and turn grey. In the eternal words of Dorothy Zbornak: “I looked in my rear view mirror and there was some old woman staring back at me.” Then you realize, you’re getting wrinkly and grey just as fast. When you’re young, you’re physically beautiful without trying (though too few of us believe it at the time.) When you’re old, your beauty deepens, but this time you’re somewhat more aware of it.
Considering that I am firmly anhored in both worlds of old and young, it’s amazing to me how much easier it is to be old than it is to be young. My advice to the young folks out there is simple: dream big because you only get one shot. When it comes time for you to join the old club, you’ll realize that all the worry and strife are wanton. Spend your time investing in yourself. And don’t stop.
(*And, for those of you that know me, you know that I’m not much of a conversationalist, so it is indeed much easier.)
A few years ago, I was traveling around Scandiland (that’s what I call Scandinavia) and was interested to find that unlike North America, cold weather didn’t shut the cities down or push life indoors for several months of sequestered living. Instead, our Nordic neighbors embrace the cold weather and dark days in a way that is significantly different from our practices in North America. I’ve often thought about writing a book that features cultural comparisons, but for some reason, I just haven’t.
The notion of cozy, warm, inviting is associated with the Danish concept of hygge. The idea is that hygge (pronounced in a way that North Americans and most other Europeans could never understand but generally in line with HOO-g’ where the end of the word is significantly truncated by turning down the volume of your voice so that it becomes audible only to dogs) warms the dark and cold months and creates a welcoming atmosphere regardless of the miserable conditions outdoors. The Danes take great pride in this notion, perhaps because as a national people, they are among the most aloof and coldest hearted people on earth (and no, I don’t say that lightly or mildly). Like so many things Danish, the Danes are good at exporting and propagating the idea, but short on meaning and actual delivery. Lately, it seems that hygge is everywhere in North America, more as a means to market lap blankets and candles than a cultural phenomenon, and perhaps (given its spurious nature), rightfully so.
Over the years, I have have come to explore this same notion of cosy, warmth in many northern countries—Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Latvia, and Estonia. Each country has a slightly different cultural spin on the idea, and from my experience, each does with more authenticity and meaning.
To understand the entire concept, it is necessary to have a basic understanding of weather, because ultimately, weather shapes who and where we wound up settling on this planet. In both the North and South hemisphere, there are four broad climactic zones: polar, temperate, tropic, and equatorial. Most of the North America resides in the temperate and tropic zones. The temperate zone is marked by four distinct seasons, a day/night cycle of light and dark in relatively equal shares over a 24-hour period, and a temperate that peaks just after mid-day and cools overnight. Tropic and equatorial zones are typically warm (or just plain hot) year round, have a much shorter sunrise and sunset cycle and a less hyperbolic shift in temperature between day and night relative to temperate zones. Polar zones, however are different. Rather than an equal share of light and dark over a 24-hour period, light and dark is precisely better charted over a 365-day period. Temperatures in polar zones typically do not cycle in a 24-hour period, but a 36-to-48 hour period. Though it is somewhat more complicated, the extremes relative to time and temperature are simply more extreme at the poles. While residents in the temperate zones can bank on colder nights and some warm relief during the day, our polar residents can’t expect that same regularity. Sometimes the temperature doesn’t warm up for days, and then, only slightly.
A relatively small portion of folks live in these more extreme regions. Simple survival skills have, over the centuries, persisted which bring not only comfort but also joy to those living in the somewhat less hospitable Northern climates. As technology has evolved, the necessity and significance of these practices of cultural survival have mutated and have become cultural constants though the evolutionary necessity of the practices may no longer be as necessary as centuries ago.
As Northern communities evolved, the notion of commune spelled for most the difference between survival and the bitter end. Unforgiving land was frozen for the better part of the year, and under the cover of darkness, food was scarce and difficult to sustain throughout the harsh conditions. Stockpiling and sharing became enmeshed in the culture of Northern communities. So to did the physical act best described as nesting. A short journey to a neighboring village becomes much longer and arduous in extreme conditions. Rest before and after the journey was necessary under warm blankets to prevent hypothermia and frostbite. The presence of light — particularly candlelight — provided a sense of security. Imagine walking 10 miles to a neighboring village in sub zero temperatures only to return, nearly frozen. You snuggle up under a blanket into a deep and cold sleep only to wake 30 hours later in a pitch black room wondering if you are dead or alive. The candle, which could burn for days, was a reassuring beacon that you were still alive in the dark, still, and quiet of the 6-month night.
The somewhat more dire cultural practices have transcended time and now translate into a peculiar but reassuring melange of cultural practices across the North countries and climates. Lap blankets—foreign to most North Americans—are a quaint curiosity at most restaurants, cafes, and homes across the North. Often placed in glass jars to buffet the harsh and persistent winds, candles are seemingly everywhere, indoors and out. The artificial light making up for the absent sun. Warmth is abundant. Soft textiles and surfaces provide a counterbalance to the harsh climactic extremes.
While we can certainly celebrate the notion of nesting, comfort, warmth, and light, it is easy to take for granted in our have-it-all society. We should, while relishing these comforts, keep in mind a reverence of its life-giving (and life-saving) presence in the lives of the ancestors that preceded us for many centuries.